The Tangential: Things Unfunny People Say to be Funny

thetangential:

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“You’d think [something pretty boring that hints at your frustration]. I guess that is just too much to ask.”

Examples:
“You’d think everyone knows simple algebra. I guess that is just too much to ask.”
“You’d think my ex would get the hint that I’ve moved on. I guess that is just too much…

theannoyingskwid:

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claudiazavala:

eternallyhappy:


This deserves a repost

THIS DESERVES A REPOST EVERY TIME IT COMES ON YOUR DASH
the fuck is wrong with that chick

claudiazavala:

eternallyhappy:

This deserves a repost

THIS DESERVES A REPOST EVERY TIME IT COMES ON YOUR DASH

the fuck is wrong with that chick

(via harryedwardcyrus)

LOL GIRLS JUST LOL

LOL GIRLS JUST LOL

:)

:)

absoloutley motherf**kin gorgeous!?!?! <3 xoxox <3

absoloutley motherf**kin gorgeous!?!?! <3 xoxox <3

Awww Nickiiii &lt;3

Awww Nickiiii <3

everydayimshufflin:

I can also rap SuPer Bass. Damn it.

everydayimshufflin:

I can also rap SuPer Bass. Damn it.

(Source: fab-circus, via joshnicholas-deactivated2012071)